This happened with one out in the eighth inning of a tie game. The whole city of Philly just apparently gives no fucks about winning. Pretty glorious, actually.

So let me make sure I have this straight, Ramos is mad because Cabrera celebrated hitting a three run walk-off in the eleventh inning that turned a likely loss into a win. There are very few more exciting things a hitter can do, and Ramos could have prevented it by pitching better. But Ramos feels Cabrera is the…

That’s the best broadcasting team in baseball (aka the Mets, not Phillies—how dare you!!!)

Ramos took the loss and the Mets’ Jerry Blevins got the win by only throwing a single awful pitch. Baseball is funny.

He’s always been money when shooting from the elbow.

The US is already missing truth.

Smarkamania agrees!

Wow, Paul Ryan’s healthcare reform looks worse than I thought!

More like Roman Ruins...amirite?

And yet he’ll lose the actual match, thereby rendering him a red giant.

I assume the other party in the murder suicide was a grizzly bear.

How many minutes do you think it’ll take him to get kicked out of the next bar? I figure four.

Just disproving the claim that my comments are too literary for Deadspin.

Next time, I’ll work in either Rodgers & Hammerstein, or maybe some Isherwood.

He’s very good at collegiate and professional basketball,

I expect to see this in the Barf Bag later.

You forgot the exclamation point.

Is 2017 the year Deadspin writes nice articles about the Cardinals or something? I do not like this new Deadspin.

whoosh

I’ll give you that in today’s game Trout excels, but he wouldn’t have lasted a minute back in 1998 when the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table. 

Being aware of autism - but not actually giving a shit about helping - is pretty much the same philosophy as having access to health care, but not being able to actually afford it.