Yeah, that was my thought. As COO, he’s an actual, bona fide, non - “independent contractor” of the company, so I could legitimately see where he could be treated differently from Bork Lazer.

How to talk to a McCarthy from Wisconsin:

Do we have Pop on the record about Silver’s preemptive anthem declaration? I’d like that on the record, please.

Separate entirely.

Right. The back step should have given that away. Carry on!

As Chris Webber famously answered the offensive notion of Kahn comparing Milicic’s game to Webber’s...

Wait. Is this the Fawlty Towers walk?

Terrible? According to David Kahn, he was manna from heaven.

Wait! I’ve got just the thing!

Post-investigation, what is going to be the pivot point to which all advocates of “spirited amateur sport” flock? I honestly don’t see a convenient one anymore.

+1 wish for more wishes

Only Aaron Rodgers can do the Hail Mary with any sort of effectiveness.

All positives mentioned here have been retrofitted to appease simmering Minnesotan passive aggression.

Is there something in Safelite’s ads that led you to believe this? I really have only ever heard them on radio (showing age).

If your options are to not suspend Jemele and have the wacko right get apoplectic about “MSESPN,” and to suspend her, but still have the wacko right say that your motives were not genuine in doing so, thus still leaving you under the label of “MSESPN,” why the fuck would you go with the latter?

The first step toward being a better and more balanced human being was recognizing that being told that I benefit from my white (and male) privilege did not mean I needed to do some bullshit like “apologize for being born white.”

I really think the whole basis of the sketch was “they have a cutesy jingle, let’s contrast that with stalking!”

Works out for whites every fucking day.

I’m thrilled for this wrinkle in the Zayn/Owens saga.

Plunging headfirst into PS Now. Probably some Arkham City and Catherine for a start.