It is pretty unlikely that she has a huge speed habit, too.

Twin Cities resident here. C.J. is total gossip column trash. This seems a little out of left field, though. Jana Shortal is an excellent reporter, and this just seems like a bizarre attention grab at the close of a story that has disturbed Minnesotans for almost three decades.

Bud!

I’ve always wanted to spend special time with my Pokemon buddy. I’d make it Squirtle.

When are we going to get more Foodspin articles that aren’t “_____, Ranked?”

How’s Drew doing today? Did he buy his Shaun Hill jersey already?

There’s a good chunk of people who would likely say “just let go. Why would you put yourself through all of this to give yourself what will likely only be a quasi-life afterward?”

Looks like KFC chirashi style!

SOMEBODY CHECK ON MAGARY!

Is it too Mets of me to take him at his word that he wants to stay in New York for at least the duration of the deal? #lgm

Phantasmagoria was so great in ‘95. It beat the pants off of 7th Guest.

In the “Play The Moment” bits, I hope every one for the Vikings is a field goal that you can’t hit, no matter how hard you try.

Fnatastic take. I loved this game as well. Sure, there’s some filler characters, but frankly just about every RPG has one or more of them.

ROTK VIII for PS2 was my friend group’s party game for two years. Eight of us started at the earliest possible year (187?) and immediately proceeded to crush the Yellow Turbans, all separate from the empire at large, and then wage a long and glorious war against noted incompetent boob He Jin (using the loyalty track…

Drew, can I honestly ask how you became a Vikings fan? Do you understand that, as an Australian, the whole fanbase hates you because you’re not “one of us?” (GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE)

When are you guys going to start writing your NMS articles with funny openings (“No Man’s Sky, a game about...”)like you did with Destiny? It makes just as much, if not more, sense here.

Accurate, but his folksy image and debate performances had to be centrist to get any sort of traction, regardless of the facts. Those performances will be even less welcome if the GOP decides to go down the “FURTHER TO THE RIGHT!!” road after this trainwreck.

As long as GOP governors and their minions in state assemblies can’t pass an increasingly offensive spray of voter ID bills (or, alternatively, as long as the courts find them unconstitutional-ish), the simple fact remains that you can’t gerrymander the country the way you can carve up states. That’s the reason…

Hey, Solar Jetman 2!

It would be in Wizards’ best interests (both PR-wise and logistically) to reprint all those cards after (and only after) he bought them all up. I hope this is what actually happens.