That PK conversion was classless. If that had been anyone but Messi people would be calling whoever did it a poor sport.

Mike Shula’s inability to develop a game plan to combat that defense astounds me. Watch the Denver/Pittsburgh game film for fucks’ sake! Dink and dunk. Rope a dope them...then swing for the fences. Not the other way around.

Oh fuck off. Sting’s one of the best storyteller/songwriters there is.

Water is wet.

This is basically my exact reasoning behind not thinking Ghostbusters needed a reboot.

Darren Rovell

You seriously don’t know that was Unkar Plutt?

So...you’ve never read Heir to the Empire I take it? Because that’s what Thrawn does. Almost exactly.

Looks like a Lego set.

George Lucas thinks this looks like a really good movie.

The reason Han & Leia embrace is because they’re upset that Han has had an encounter with their estranged son Kylo. Then Kylo kills his old man. That’s why Rey is crying.

It’s. Adam. Driver.

Where do you draw the line if you’re the NFL? What if someone wants to wear camo cleats to raise awareness for hunters rights? Or someone wants to wear orange face paint to honor whatever cause uses orange? It’s the same reason my kids can’t wear hats at school. If you let one person do it, you have to let them all,…

Luke’s shots were filmed at Skellig Michael Island, a tiny place off the coast of Ireland. They had trouble getting permission to film there, they certainly didn’t film any major battles on it. The place is a World Heritage Site, they don’t allow too many shenanigans. So I’m gonna stick with my hypothesis that Luke…

Those are two different places. The scene where you see the attack happening is the beginning of the movie, as Kylo Ren and Captain Phasma are destroying a village in search of an artifact. The slaughter of innocents in that village causes Finn to defect. The scene with Luke is the final reveal at the end of the film…

He’s in hiding because he’s become too powerful and fears he won’t be able to control himself. But Leia knows where he is. And after Han and Leia’s son Kylo Ren kills Han, Leia realizes she must do something. So force adept Rey is sent to the planet Luke is on to begin training. It’s all in the trailers. What the hell…

Burt Burneko just got fucking worked.

It’s just a bunch of footage thrown together. It’s not even remotely close to accurately covering the actual story arc. What’s the big deal here?

Han dies saving Finn at the end of this movie. I thought everyone realized that by now.