Huh huh huh. "Beaver." Huh huh huh.

I know he was trying to help, but instead of offering direct support he turned the subject back around to himself, lamenting how he is misunderstood as a straight white male. It was almost certainly subconscious and unintentional, but it was still inappropriate.

I appreciate your intentions but this isn't about you.

What's the "money grabbing motion"?

Too true, Buttersnap. Football can definitely build relationships with people we may not otherwise associate with.

Whoever downvoted this comment is going to hell.

Care for a friendly wager, Whovian? Winner picks the loser's avatar for the week?

Honestly, Saban's such a workaholic taskmaster I honestly believe he was holed up in the video room working on "The Process" that he really didn't notice it was election day.

For me, football is one of the few things that feels normal and comforting right now.

That right there was a metaphor buffet.

Subthread: Best Bit of Good-Natured Opposing-Team Ribbing You've Ever Experienced

The only thing on the field that should have nubs on it is the dildos.

HOT TAKE.

I get why he wanted to cut off his feet, but I don't get why he wanted to livestream it.

A former poultry factory worker described it to me as "assholes and eyeballs."

And the importance of an ethos.

Or how about the QBs have a carnival-style shootout to see who can put more balls through a target in 1 minute. I would watch the shit outta that.

Coach cage match. Option to tag-team with defensive coordinator.

Alas, the former is largely responsible for the latter.

I have a chrome extension.