Baby, you know twelve is my limit on schitzengrüben.

The AV Club

That's why I love watching This Old House. I have no house and own no tools, but I still love watching masters of their craft solve common construction and handyman problems.

Stay classy, Teti.

Show me the person who doesn't want to fuck Aaron Rodgers and I'll show you a goddamned liar.

Holy shit he does look like Wario. Get that man a yellow hat!

Seahawks:

Anybody who punks people for laughs is kind of a douche.

America = Beer. What's difficult to understand here?

I don't see how a person's political affiliation doesn't define who they are as a person. By endorsing a particular candidate you are saying that you endorse the principles and policies they stand for. Donald Trump is a bigot, liar, racist, sexual predator, and actively promotes violence against and censure of his…

Totally hetero besties in this straight game of manly woman-loving men dudes.

Oh that's just terrible. Have an upvote.

The New England Leafers.

Must…not…downvote…

Oh c'mon, you made Fair Hooker up.

Right? Not as pretty as my beloved Richard Sherman, but a close second.

At the very least the ad trades on the idea that anything other than hyper-masculinity is shameful.

This is getting surprisingly heavy for a football article.

*raises hand*

Upvoted for the gif.