"This is not slavery, therefore it seems pretty okay" is a spectacularly dumb argument.

Jesus. Awful lot of anti-labor numbnuts in the comments here.

"there's someone else dumb enough that would replace you."

No conspicuous ball skills, surprisingly fast while running in a straight line, a propensity to celebrate in a meaningless game, and no regard for authority.

Do I need my parent's permission to call?

Anyone else think that Pakhomov is hiding something.

But it looks like it's going to be a dry cold.

Wow, she went with the Detroit mullet: vacant, graffitied business on the left, overgrown disgusting piece of property on the right.

Only if he was driving their bus.

Actually, it was $1 to watch the game in silence. It was $4,999 to listen to Joe Buck for 3 and half hours straight.

Why get so fancy? Just show footage of the Stars winning the Stanley Cup in color.

I'm confused. This Deadspin story has nothing to do with Richard Sherman.

This is no different than how the Raiders handled JaMarcus Russell:

If they were separated at birth, odds are pretty good that this is their mother.

Drafts, Ranked By Excitement:

Old Man: [strips down to speedo]

There appears to be a lot of sleepers in this year's draft.

Victor An is the guy that won. Read better.

Who crosses the line and flashes a sign
Two fingers high in the sky?
Digits up and down, acting a clown,
Everyone knows it's Sjinkie.