I feel so much better knowing that, no matter how bad KD would destroy me in rec-league basketball, I would wax his ass in a chugging competition.

I’m not sure what my title would be, but it will be a mortal sin if someone doesn’t register for this event as Brigadier Boaty McBoatface.

Was coming here to basically say this. Who is this interview going to convince? If you can listen to a half hour of his show and agree with anything he says, you’re already too far gone.

As opposed to now where there is 1 elite team and 29 that have no chance to win?

Hot take alert: Fuck the NCAA.

“It is sickening what happened here.”

They also berated Mike Milbury. They may be young, but they’ve learned quickly.

From a legal standpoint, his feelings are irrelevant. His actions suggest he knew he had a problem and was trying to make it go away, which was my point.

Consciousness of guilt is a legal term of art that prosecutors argue in criminal cases. It doesn’t mean he actually felt any guilt. It means he took an action which suggests he knew there was a problem with this situation. The sentence about him feeling guilty is what the prosecutors will argue based on his actions.

I bet Havel said he was a boob guy.

He was the one who called back, he said, because “I know that Andrea has talked about graduate school.”

Someone in the White House, who cares deeply about self-preservation, definitely changed his twitter password without telling him. And you know what? It’d be easy, because Trump doesn’t use two factor authentication or even know what that is.

Soooo... WH staff definitely locked Trump’s phone in a vault today, right? If not, I’m pretty sure we’d have, “Comey is a liar. Never said I hope you let this go. Said, let it go or else YOU’RE FIRED!” - @realDonaldTrump

I call bullshit. No one is glad to be on a plane with Ted Cruz.

Isn’t this shit selling for like $1300 an ounce? Problem solved.

“Why I Disagree With My Dad”

He should get ready for a “random” drug test today.

I wouldn’t pretend to be able to speak for someone else on such an issue. Based on your ACLU reference, I assume you’re talking about civil asset forfeiture? Speaking only for myself, I think there are aspects of asset forfeiture that are very problematic, and I believe they are mostly systemic problems. I also don’t…

Where is the “getting hit by a car” entry on this deadspin list?