I know you put it in quotes, but please stop using “Right to Work” and start calling the policies what they are: Fire at Will. Can this be part of the Jezebel, etc. style guide?

Ummm... so they colluded with a foreign power and then were bad (read: incompetent) at covering it up. So, again, they’re both.

That’s not what I am saying at all. I am saying they are incompetent AND malevolent. Take for instance, healthcare. They ACTIVELY tried to hurt people and failed miserably at doing so. Does that make them bad people doing bad things? Yes. Does that also make them incompetent? Yes. They are not mutually exclusive.

Can’t it be both?

I want athletes to be drug fueled steroid machines, and I just put my nuts in Chris Kluwe’s face to say so!

“Max Scherzer changes name to ‘Peter’ denies Tebow three times.”

WE’LL JUST PRETEND REPUBLICANS DON’T CONTROL BOTH FUCKING HOUSES OF CONGRESS!!!

96% of people believe them whether they’re accurate statistics or not.

LaVar Ball is just misunderstood. He wasn’t saying he could take Michael Jordan the former NBA all-star 1-on-1. He was saying he could take Mikel Jordan, the rec league player shown at the start of this video 1-on-1. Mikel Jordan is a scrub and the fake news is just trying to discredit LaVar Ball. Sad.

I’m assuming she also doesn’t have the nuclear codes.

See also, 18 Pa.C.S. 106.

This isn’t accurate (in Pennsylvania at least). Misdemeanors of the first degree carry a statutory maximum of 5 years (i.e. a 6 year sentence would be illegal). Without any prior record, an M1 generally is only a probationary sentence unless the judge decided to go to the top of the standard range (9 months).

My guess? Snyder has been crying himself to sleep for weeks because trump has been dominating the news cycle in Washington.

Not a role model at all. Clearly prefers doggy style. Missionary is God’s position. SAD!

Wasn’t there something about not confirming a Supreme Court nominee during election season?

Corollary:

Entering the ornate room, Trump took a photo with the bride and her bridesmaids, while immediately remarking how sad he was to not walk in during the changeover to the bikini contest portion because he owns the place and can gawk at all the strange he wants.

Those are the eyes of a man who has been punched in the face far too often for far too long.

Don’t even do a name bracket this year, Deadspin. Just give this kid his god damn trophy and move on.

Can’t Bannon be both?