Six geese a-laying should be ranked below getting hit by a car. Have you ever been near geese? They shit EVERYWHERE, are loud, and smell. Fuck those assholes.

If it's true, he'll be fried.

I still don't understand why the MLS is so protective of its development system. If Bayern or Barca want to develop the first American superstar, let them. If they are successful, it will mean a more successful MLS because kids will want to be like that superstar. In the short term it may mean more kids going…

Is there any way we can blame this on Dan Snyder? I feel like this is somehow his fault.

I score goals, and nothing gets me down.

This is really setting off a strong internal debate for me here. Do I trust a league that has a history of lying about anything to save its own ass and protect its financial interests? Or, do I trust the journalistic integrity of ESPN? Yikes.

Not the mumps. The sponsor was upset and laid the wood to him.

I want to see someone just fucking launch that thing directly into the middle of the field.

Soooooo the NCAA can make money off his likeness, the lawyer can make money off suing to protect the NCAA making money off his likeness, but the kid is SOL. Got it. Serious question time: Let's say he wins this lawsuit and is awarded $500,000 in damages. Who gets the money? If he takes it doesn't he lose his…

Was just about to post a similar link. It's truly startling when you see research on the reliability (or lack thereof) of eyewitness testimony. It's basically as reliable as hearsay evidence.

I've noticed in playing hockey that when you're flat the bench is just silent. It's weird. It's like the twilight zone.

+1s may be the only true free market left.

If you want proof that capitalism doesn't always work the way it's supposed to, look no further than Dan Snyder. How that man can continually fuck up every single thing he touches and still be that wealthy is all the proof you need.

Same to you, Robert.

Luckily for us there is also video of the incident:

Who didn't see this coming? I mean, come on. Who wears powder blue button-downs to a baseball game?

I didn't realize there were Penn Staters out there still supporting Jerry Sandusky, because that's what you're describing. I don't side with the people that support Paterno, but you simply can't compare people supporting him with supporting a convicted child molester. He reported it up the chain of command. If you…

Exactly. Also, if you truly believe this couldn't happen in your community, google your state's Megan's list registry. Or, better yet, don't. It's terrifying.

The Big Lead did a loose study on the fade route and estimated that only 25% of fade routes to the end zone are successful.

"I don't think that this would happen in every community."