This should be written in a letter and stapled to Emmert's desk.

Had Randy Johnson been pitching, this ending would have been way worse.

Beautiful. Her first steps on the long road to eventually getting back to the Olympics and then murdering her boyfriend in cold blood.

Based on the retweets/favorites, at least he got out while his stock was high.

When his avatar is that small it looks A LOT like a Brett Favre tweet.

"Stink eye."

I know the Olympics are over and I shouldn't still be concerned about this, but for the life of me I still can't decide if she's hot.

"Wrong sport, man."

Further proof that children are stupid:

I'm a little upset that there wasn't a single hadouken.

"Amateurs"

Interesting tidbit: chupacabraburrito is Lew Toller.

Mark Sanchez training regimen includes this specialized collar that will "correct" his interception "behavior."

This joke is a good joke.

YES!!! Winner.

I thought being able to make/take a joke was the point of this site.

Someone. Anyone. Gif the 11th second of this video NOW!!!

I'm confused. Why isn't George Takei on this list?

"Bending over in exasperation, as if to say, 'Holy shit, did that really just happen?'"

"Drake's affiliation is worth well more than $25,000 to the Raptors."