This rule is fucking awful.

I hated everything about ExamSoft. It crashed on a friend of mine and she failed the bar. If there is any segment of the population I wouldn't want to piss off, it's people who just spent 3 months studying and taking in 10 times their normal amount of coffee.

"Today's pretty great." Unless you're a fucking Phillies fan.

He's actually frantically texting all his friends that he's already sitting on the first train out of town.

"I'm very glad they don't always give yellow cards for dick flopping."

Ken Nosenthal

At least it's free.

In related news, Reuben Amaro, Jr. is still awful.

The Miami Marlins have already put in their request for 36,742 of these things.

Fast-forward 2.5 years. Amaro will not trade Posnanski despite a team that is 20 games under .500 and Posnanski having tremendous trade value.

"Simply masterful."

You can ALWAYS replace, "I'm not a racist, but" with, "I'm a racist, and" without changing the meaning of the sentence.

I'll admit it. I laughed out loud. +1

How do you make it to the major leagues and have multple plays like this? Don't scouts usually weed out guys who do stuff like this?

I read the article and did not see it anywhere. Maybe Regressing is fucking with us?

In reading Roger Goodell's letters to the suspended players, I can't help but think that 99% of them go unread and are immediately either 1. Pissed on 2. Burnt 3. Thrown away or 4. A combination of numbers 1-3.

Despite the court's decision not to impose criminal punishment, the Commissioner determined, as he advised theYellowKing, that the conduct was incompatible with Deadspin policies and warranted disciplinary action.

I understand that birds can't tell the difference between outside and a reflection of outside. What I don't understand is why the birds insist on flying into the only other bird in the sky in the reflection.

I believe the lesson is it doesn't matter if you hit a woman as long as you're a Pro Bowler.