Can't have it both ways, Dick.

As I recall Deadspin crucified ESPN for NOT fixing editing errors. Or, you know, removing blatant plagiarism.

Funny, but not Prince.

To add insult to injury, the tag was applied directly to his bag.

In a strange twist, this injury has been extremely common during the semi-finals of this World Cup. No less than 11 Brazilian players reported the exact same injury following their game against Germany.

What did this article teach me? That the Twitter account for LeBron's website, an inanimate fucking object existing only in cyberspace, has more followers than me (a real live human being).

In a related story, the Phillies have signed A.J. Pierzynski to a 4 year, 50 million dollar deal with a player option for a fifth year and a full no trade clause.

I didn't even know gloves came without holes.

To be fair to Júlio César, anyone would have a hard time stopping shots with hooks for hands.

911 Operator: Ma'am what's your emergency?

Why is Sarah Silverman sad?

Sterling also went on to compliment the judge on his robe. His "big, beautiful, strong, black robe."

ESPN showed a small child violently crying into a coke cup for what seemed like way too long. Sidenote: I would have to say that Brazil fans so far are the saddest of sad fans.

It was a hit and run. Watch the catcher. He pops to make the throw to second. Meaning, Jeter didn't have anything to do with it. Kipnis was off on the pitch.

Wooooooooooooooooossssshhhhhhh

Quick! Someone Photoshop a gift basket in his hand!!!

At least this didn't happen in St. Louis. If it did, we'd have to listen to them shout from the rooftops that they have the best sky over their stadium out of all the stadiums.

I would have paid the full $325 if that fucker had shot in landscape mode.

Gerry Snyder's understanding of race relations has clearly influenced the way Dan runs his business. After all, he shaded in the USA as the freest country in the world, then wrote chapters on the oppression of the Indians.

It surprises me that he's soaking up so many rays. He should know all about the dangers of being exposed to the sun for long periods of time.. It can make your skin darker.