Listening to that was just as painful as when I understood every word of what was being said.

English as a second language.

Is this a real question? Hey Dock, I know acid can make you jump off buildings and stuff, but you were really good last game. Just keep taking that stuff until the off-season, please.

100% fart face.

It's funny... It's a big hat.

"That tag was way too hard. Suspend that Donaldson guy."

Good, but they should have made the runner blow up with the tag.

True, but I don't know of any state that protects racist shitbags as a class.

"The players can have normal sex during the World Cup," he said. "Usually normal sex is done in a balanced way but some like to perform acrobatics. We will put limits and survey the players."

A lawyer? Just the dick will be fine.

Coming here to post the same thing. I know tons of people in Philly that get their booze in either Delaware or New Jersey.

Thank you thank you thank you. The percentage of the country that doesn't understand this point amazes me. Every time some racist celebrity says something racist they get fired and people cry free speech. You don't have the right to yell fire in a crowded theater and your boss can can your ass for any damn reason…

I really don't appreciate Dexter pimping his herding, jumping around and showing off. The unwritten rules of herding state that he should herd like he's been there before, then quietly sit at his master's feet. Unless of course he's a veteran, in which case a small tail wag will be acceptable and the next herder will…

Is it just me, or is running in from the bullpen for a benches clearing gathering the most impotent thing in all of sports? 99% of the time the bullpen guys get there just in time for a first row view of everyone going back to their seats.

That wasn't just a poke to the neck. No, it was much more sinister:

When I saw the title of this article I assumed the video was going to be a slow-mo replay of the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th sets.

I'm betting this won't end well.

Nah. The question says "might"

This is exactly why non-guaranteed contracts are total and utter bullshit.

Donald Sterling: [Reads Sun Sentinel]