Mike Pence can eat a used tampon. 

Nah, my idiot cat would destroy it. 

I love my sex blanket from Liberator. I squirt like a fucking waterfall. Frankly, my mattress looks like it belongs to Fuller, I’ve soaked through towels/sheets/whatnot. My sex blanket is relatively inexpensive, waterproof, and pretty nice to lay on. It may be a glorified tarp, but it’s my glorified tarp.

True confession - I bought a pair of her shoes in 2013 for an event. They were on closeout, cheap as hell, and I just needed them to get through the thing. The shoes are still in my closet and I have no idea what the fuck to do with them.  

I have to politely disagree with you, because I find Johnson’s character quite entertaining, especially paired with Statham.

One modern argument for teaching cursive is it teaches kids how to read cursive. They, then, will be able to read old documents like the Declaration of Independence and whatnot. I mean - sure?

C+ Santa Monica fascist.