Long live Deadspin...

What if it was a MURDER PARTY?!

We never found out gender until our babies were born. I genuinely didn’t care and just wanted healthy babies. I also hated being pregnant.

Same with baby showers, bachelor and bachelorette parties, quince años, sweet sixteens, etc., etc., all pointless.

Out: gender reveal parties

LMAO!!!

chickenergy?

She is both vicious and lovely. I look forward to her adventures

The synergy in your post is excellent.

Meet Tina.

I generally dislike cats, but I’ve just now realized that it’s probably because this cat is my spirit animal.

This is exactly why I follow chickens of Instagram as well. I love the sound of the country and chickens...chickening. @silkiesinseattle has a nice voice and mostly just loves her chickens and it’s so soothing to listen to the chickens and her talk to the chickens. bok bok.