I highly doubt there’ll be a conflict with Iran since Putin doesn’t want it to happen.  

It’s a VERY stupid thing to say when one is running for president. THis may seriously be his Howard Dean moment. Jesus H.

Jojo is male, so not a “sis.”

She got the nerve to be talking about somebody else and she sitting up here looking calcified as f*ck.

Wow!!...i was looking for something you may have missed, but you nailed it...well done.  :)

Thank you for “aging like milk.”

married to singer EGOT-winner John Legend,

I’m waiting for VW to come up with an ID like this:

I am so tired of hearing this. These are your core values, mutha***! If these weren’t part of your core values, people of color and people without means would have nothing to fear and no one would need to post these interactions. America’s core values as carried out by law enforcement are racist, classist, and sexist.…

Imagine how these pigs react when a woman calls for help with her abusive partner.

The money quote:

In my experience a little weed (indica/body high strains) dramatically increases the amount of sensation and pleasure from prostate play - while also disinhibiting you and making you more relaxed. All good things.

Exactly. Which is a pretty reasonable thing to be worried about for a high school boy.

to be fair, nearly every guy is afraid to get a boner in public, especially those sporting spandex.

So, he’s afraid of losing to a girl and/or getting a boner in public.

I named myself after my favourite Top Gear presenter. It’s nothing to be ashamed of.

Maybe don’t name your child something moronic if you don’t want yourself (and your child) ridiculed for the rest of their life. And this from a guy who named his son after his favorite Top Gear presenter.

This woman needs to have her child taken away from her for the child’s sake. 

I wish it had died when someone in development said “140 characters? What’s the fucking point, this is stupid.”

Recently, I've been dipping, breading and frying all sorts of meats in all sorts of coatings.
Of course, there's my years long attempt to perfect fried chicken, i'm not quite there yet though.
I double-coated the fillets and ended up with the crust being way too thick, it was a miracle the chicken wasn't raw in the…