chickenmcbooty
ChickenMcBooty
chickenmcbooty

He’s a fucking menace.

A person who works in the interests of society and who dedicates their life to serving and helping their fellow human beings, is more revered and valuable than one who doesn’t; or worse, one who causes harm to others. That’s a universal fact wherever you go. It’s why a brave soldier receives a Medal of Honor for

Something smells fishy as hell and I don’t believe either the student or his mother. “A good morning tap” WTF is that? Something a mother makes up when she’s trying to defend her son’s indefensible actions, that’s what. Also, before the student walks through the door he takes a defensive posture, he crouches, which

This his how Melania tries to fire someone she didn’t hire and is no way in hell authorized to fire.

Right accuses Left of violent, mob actions which was a lie. Stupid members of The Left change that.

Maybe he was having an affair with the mother and they were both waiting around, expecting the father to leave. But when both parents found him in bed with the daughter, even though he was lying innocently in her bed, they both assumed he had sex with her. The father flew into a rage because he assumed he fucked his

Aww she was working hard and had a long day? Poor thing.

“How come HE gets top billing....and what about ME?” -Jeanine Pirro

I know airlines need to maintain their schedules. They don’t want to lose landing slots and cannot exceed crew work hours. I get that.

“Like a boy with a crush, Hannity claimed that Trump’s traveling schedule didn’t allow for him to see his opening”

At least the Mustang and Edge chimes are softer on the ears.

That’s brutal on my ears. That chime is INCREDIBLY IRRITATING!

“Understated-to-borderline-boring Audi...now with more understatement”

We’re disappointed not so much that she isn’t president but that we couldn’t keep a dangerous fascist out of the White House; and we know atrocities always punctuate the end of every fascist regime. No exceptions. Hillary was the better of the two and not merely the lesser of two evils. But still a highly flawed

“While Donald thoughtlessly and callously grabs $40 out of the tip jar”

And a permanent full-time autonomous driving system because I’m a driving enthusiast and I demand The Ultimate Driving Machine

Wow! That’s a story you tell to your grandchildren.

The “Jerk In The Merc”...your boss wants to be that guy.

If you wanna do 0-60 3.6 seconds it’s best to not be lugging around the weight of a hard top on your ass.

Then he turns it on, gives it some gas...inadvertently puts it in 1st instead of reverse...looks behind to make sure coast is clear...pops the clutch like a pro...