Obviously a REAL BMW is a RWD I6 with a manual that weighs less than 3000 lb. That's all they ever made until 10 years ago. I mean they NEVER made any I4's or V8's.

Donk her 'vert?

I can't stop laughing. Internet, please caption this for me.

And Michael's word of the day is "Posit"!!!

The driver should be thankful that he only got a few stitches. Had it been Iron Horsemen or Hell's Angels it would probably have been a different outcome.

For the price of this game, you could have bought 3 V6 Vapid Dominators.

If an accident happens in Russia and no dash cam recorded it, did it really happen?

This is the apple pie of 'Murica!

THIS!!!! is (one of many reasons) why I love automobiles almost more than life itself.

And then she found another friend.

My girl found a friend.

The only "Mega-Rich" car buyers I've ever met have always been super down-to-earth people who just happen to love cars. One guy, worth hundreds of millions, daily drove an S2000 because he liked it, another guy had a garage filled with CS Ferraris, GT3 911s, and Carrera GTs and was as nice and welcoming to a drooling…

It is amazing how many people yell at me at stoplights...and while going 80mph on the freeway. Either way, I cannot hear them. My car is loud.

Wow, does that bring back memories! I worked at the shop that set the type for this ad, and the rest of the series. (This was back when typesetting was a craft.) The headline was set, by hand, around the corner from my desk. Everything was produced by the Fallon-McElligott agency of Minneapolis.

BMW owner = WHY IS THIS SKYSCRAPER MELTING MY CAR!? I'm a lawyer and I'm late for a meeting with my client! OUT OF MY WAY, OLD LADY!

Those are oem evoII wheels. It's an 86 2.3-16 and it's all original one owner car. Gets parked next to this guy..

Awesome video. This is my new to me, 190e.:. Thank you. I just wanted everyone to know how proud I am of it. My car and I could have possibly been delivered on the same month too..even more awesome.

It is also a mighty thing.

My aunt worked for Ford as a VP of lighting design in the 90's. the Mach 3 concept contained a then-novel Xenon Light concept set, and the rear lights were actually made of neon. Apparently that's where they thought tail lights were going. That concept car was 100% driveable, and when I visited her in Detroit, she…