Got a quarter, dawg?

Glad I bought one last year. The best looking Merc in the past decades.

Chris Harris is da best.

Mein Gott, Ze Germans... Lambo Style Doors, Oxigin wheels, TDI under the hood.

The M Sport version doesn't look bad actually.

The new BMW 2-Series. It looks good, it's priced well enough, and it has impressive specs. But is the M235i really worthy of that M badge?

It's an M Performance car. Let's say, it's based on the regular M Sport package, but it has got some extra parts and stuff.

Bleh, you're too skinny, ma'am.

MEIN GOTT. Sehr sehr schön.

It costs €43,xxx in Germany. 3k more than the outgoing E82 135i.

Well, some chap from BMW M has said that the M2 may come in the future. But don't expect it next year. Basically the M versions are released circa 2 years after the base model, so that's the possible time frame.

It's an M Performance car - a step below M GmbH vehicles.

You mean you were born in Czechoslovakia? ;)

Better, bro?

Better, bro?

Man, do that with my BMW and I kill you. Actually, almost slapped my parents' face.

Why would you want some not-as-good-as-you-thought-it-would-be Dakota leather? Nope. Alcantara FTW.

Wut. X6 M is a V8. The diesel you probably meant is called X6 M50d or so.

Ladies nein nein, mein Bruder. Maybe I am not lucky, but I've never seen a nice looking German girl.