Don’t forget the army surplus sus-v. Mercedes engine right next to you in the cab. Good in mud, swamp, sand, snow, and tundra. Your best friend in poop conditions.

Driving through Indiana last fall from Arizona (with AZ plates) I got pulled over for "following a semi too closely." The officer asked me for lisc/reg and for me to get out of the car and do the paperwork in his vehicle. So I get in the front right seat of his K-9 vehicle—the dog in the back sleeping (I have no drugs…