Yeah, my Honda Fit is a real penis extender.

$88,000 in 1981 would be $252,000 today.

No, it just means you’ve made poor life choices.

Driving a tiny, unsafe, unreliable shitbox doesn’t mean you’re tough. It does, however, mean you make poor choices.

Motorcyclists are pretty tough. Especially when I put them into the guardrail without noticing.

Oh, look, everyone. Always-Brings-Up-Penis-Extenders-Guy is here.

Proof that you don't have to be straight to have shitty takes.

You need a hug, buddy?

Both of them?

He didn't even manage to name a post office? Damn. 

lol

It's a pretty good indicator of how effectual he is.

I found the idiot.

It's too bad the only one he's passed was to name a post office.

wut

The source she stole it from managed to get it right. It looks like she mangled the husband’s and wife’s names together.

lol

lol

Did calling me a dummy make you feel better about the whole inappropriate behavior thing?