lol

Alice Cooper killed my dad in a suicide pact gone wrong.

Spoken like an entitled white man.

You used the phrase “anecdotally true” and feel that you’re still able to critique others?

He sounds like every old white guy in the world waxing rhaphsodic about the birthday anal he’s been “promised”.

Do you know what “entitled old white dude” means?

Stop calling it your "free Jeep Wagoneer". You paid her at least $200 for it, according to your original article.

It’s almost exactly as if you don’t recognize the irony in you accusing me of making an assumption when that is exactly what you are doing.

Out of curiosity, I calculated her life expectancy, which is 96 with a 75% probability of making it to 89. His is 86 and 79.

lol

Yeah, hide the guns and the rat poison.

Statistically speaking, she’s goes to live an additional 20 years AFTER he dies. Their death pact works out a lot better for him than it does for her.

Yeah... He's still talking publicly about his wife killing herself once he dies. That's mental as fuck.

It's incredibly narcissistic for him to declare his wife can't live without him. She's ten years his junior, I doubt she'll be hip to follow him immediately into the great beyond.

You seem to be trying really hard to get all up in this guy’s business while discounting his wife’s agency.

Cool story, bra.

Really? You’re the first one to notice.

We know.

Yeah, you were the only one.

Your characterization of Goldberg’s views are disingenuous at best. It helps to read the actual article instead of a Jezebel recap.