If I am on the receiving end of a no-hitter, I am trying to break up said no-hitter by any means necessary.  I don’t care if we are losing 25-0, I am trying to break up the no-no whether it be a bunt, a bloop, or a blast.  There is none of this giving up to give the other team a no-hitter garbage that most people…

Baseball: Where it’s totally not cool to do your job to try and beat someone else in the game you’re playing, but it’s absolutely fine to throw a projectile at someone’s face if they watched their home run for too long that one time 10 months ago.

So, the thing I don’t yet have a good grasp on is this:

Western Nebraska, then. One of my students in field school wandered off down a road for a few minutes and came back with a near-perfect fossilized tortoise shell. Nebraska’s great for Age of Mammals stuff - Oligocene and Miocene, as I recall.

Google is still shifting features over from the creaking shell of Google Play Music to its shiny new service

I hopped on Google Play Music as soon as it was available because it came with free YouTube Premium (previously Red). But it also rolled out a family plan as well for up to six people for $15 total. Which is perfect because I have three brothers and my two parents on the plan now. If you’re an avid YouTube watcher…

(at the audition)

Its on Netflix now.

We live in the best possible time to be alive on Earth. And you think we’re close to WWIII. The level of entitlement is strong with you.

Bye bye Miss American Pie drove my Ford to the Fjord but the Fjord was dry.

So it is $10 more than MS’s Xbox One Elite that has been out for a couple years now?

Since this is the 3rd or 4th reboot, I think they adopt the old Windows naming convention.

I believe the technical term for a Butt Doktor is a Proktologist.

cool story bro

The full honeycomb jackass brothel joke:

Eh. This is the third epic, culture/game, changing show HBO alone has churned out in our lifetimes (Sopranos, Sex&City, The Wire). They’re really trying with Westworld. I’m sure they’ve got more up their sleeves. Unless you really are checking out of this lifetime, I don’t think this will be the last of it.

Ah. I hope the success of GoT leads to more and more extremely ambitious television. 10 years ago I hadn’t heard of A Song of Ice and Fire... presumably I haven’t heard of whatever is going to be equally popular 10 years from now.

At least he has the angular features and angry standoffish-ness that Batman should have. Ben Affleck, even he’s not drinking and in shape, looks like he has a booze bloat and a beer gut. And he seems like a sloppy drunk: one who laughs too loud, yells that he wants to go to strip shows and at the end of the evening,…

There will never be a better Batman than Michael Keaton, though. 

I’d add the Michael Jackson popcorn gif, but considering MJ is a certified pedo, I refuse to. But you get the sentiment.