I remember going to the big 8th grade dance wearing spandex bell bottom pants from Express, those knock-off Steve Madden stretchy black platform sandal things, and a black spandex tied-back (so no bra) tank top belly shirt fringed with beads. Butterfly clips and glitter perfume was also involved. Ah, life! What…

i see you continued to site any way.

I don’t care enough about myself to care about them. Either I pirate content or stare at a wall. I’m not spending any money either way. I don’t believe I’d have an impact on their profit margins in the first place. I’m an existence that contributes to nothing. A parasite. A leech. Surviving on bandwidth and…

🎶 housewives intro music plays 🎶

Kind of fitting for a 70-year-old who has lived a rich and sheltered life, isn’t it?

Fuck Donald Trump a million and half times. I hope pretending to be president ruins his life.

i always assumed its so has the privacy to furiously masterbate every time he sees himself on the tee vee.

Having a least favorite Kardashian is like having a least favorite STD.

E!’s new series Revenge Body with Khloe Kardashian is based on the idea that if someone wrongs you, you can get back at them by altering your body’s shape and size.

She IS a criminal. She’s a convicted murderer.

Thank goodness they are phasing out the orca shows slowly over the course of a few years! I would hate to see the terrible ramifications of ending orca shows too quickly. I mean, it is essential that we get rid of the ACA immediately without any alternative healthcare system in place. Those sorts of things just…

I know this is not the correct place, but update on Last Night’s Apartment Cat. Apparently, the cat came with my apartment. The neighbor I thought it belonged to informed me that the people who lived in the unit before me left cat behind and she’s been feeding it. Sooooo. I have a new cat that I can’t afford right now…

The next step is for you to go get those professional photos put into wine glasses. Or wait. Maybe that is what I will give my guest as wedding favors. Bahaha.

It’s great when John Oliver is referenced here because it gives me the opportunity to say:

That was the moment in my youth when I knew I was gay! That movie is packed with man buns!

Halle Berry rushed her divorce through in 2016 because she’s got some “big deals” coming down the line for 2017 and wanted to protect her money, I guess

This is what shits me about fuckwit Jr’s comments. Like, no dude, just give them the money because it’s the right thing to do.

Things look clearer under a tinfoil hat.

I have no doubt Trump was bullshitting the base. The problem is Pence, Ryan and the rest of the Republican elite. The nightmare isn’t Trump, it’s that they now have free reign.

be lucky its just hair