Bye-bye having a living wage. Bye-bye the American worker. Bye-bye small businesses. Bye-bye middle-class — you hung in there as long as you could. Bye-bye the American dream.

Anyone with actual boobs and hips has been declared “fat” by the frat bro establishment, and can no longer been seen on screen until they are declared sufficiently “healthy”, despite the fact that they are all tugging one to Christina Hendricks

THIS WAS EXACTLY MY FIRST THOUGHT. when i heard they were remaking this, i was like, how? no one has tits anymore. and then i remembered the Rock!

Also Rock has the biggest boobs in a movie

this type casual business racism is very, very common. example: i was in a staff meeting at my library where the director — a masters degreed person 66 years of age — responded to a question with the phrase “i dont know nothin about (whatever)“ in a black mammy voice. in front of the entire staff. in 2016.

“who would be worth more: black slaves from times past, or new slaves.”

There’s so many reasons this could happen. You unwittingly took in food or a meal that caused an insulin spike which by the time you hit your workout you had basically already crashed. You may not have felt it just yet but the night before had a bad nights sleep. You’re extremely stressed about something. A number of…

Yeah, this concept has already occurred to other people, and they’re thinking beyond it because the problem is more complicated than simple, individual anecdotes. You don’t have a “gotcha,” you’re just behind.

I know. I love how her actually having some first-hand knowledge of the situation makes her “biased.” I think “bias” is just becoming a stand-in word for “I don’t like what you’re saying” among the right.

Are pageants only about the bikini section? I’m so confused.

You’re equating beauty and nudity with this logic. Aren’t swimsuits only part of a pageant contest?

Of course it’s prejudicial to use actual knowledge and experience! Why, if our government and society operated that way we’d never be able to just lie our asses off like we’ve been doing this whole time. It would be anarchy.

Seriously, the Baby Boomers are the whiniest, can’t-do, waste-of-space pussy generation ever. Just die already so Gen-X clean up your fucking mess.

Um, shut up. Why shouldn’t she? Pagents generally provide large scholarships for their winners. You think it’s a good thing to discriminate against contests based on their religious beliefs?

Madonna is the once cool aunt who used to buy you beer while you were underage but now tries to twerk at the Thanksgiving table.

I wish these old men would just die off already. FFS they all look like Senator Palpatine’s last dying breath before the dark side takes over.

“Young lady who do you think you are? I am a white male born in these United States and argle-bargledy-boop!!!!”

I hope I am never in the position of that witness (or the decedent, of course).

I absolutely detest that Alex Jones gained enough traction that I now know who he is. Anything he doesn’t want to believe is “fake”. NYMag had a heartbreaking piece today about a former Alex Jones listener whose son was killed in Newtown. And as a grieving parent has been trying to convince Jones and other hoax-ers…

I love this comment so much.