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I KNEW there was something I didn’t like about her!

I really try to avoid this word....but sheeple.

In my friend’s college history class, people were saying the US was right to nuke Japan, because it will teach them a lesson they’ll never forget.

The ones who couldn’t vote due to being incorrectly labeled as felons, the ones whose districts have been gerrymandered to negate the influence of the local non-white communities....

I’m an asshole because I support Americans’ right to peacefully protest? It’s in the first fucking amendment.

THANK YOU!!!! It was well done.

Accepted. I don’t know much about farm animals!!

Respectfully going to burst your bubble - although not actually rich, yeah you’re pretty damn rich!!

Don’t forget sexist, that “11 Tips For Raising Your Daughter on the Red Pill”was really fucking disturbing.

Plus that heinous “11 Tips For Raising Your Daughter on the Red Pill” was written by a Jewish guy.

Don’t read the “11 Tips For Raising Your Daughter on the Red Pill”....it’s really fucking depressing.

EXACTLY?? What drug is this lady on to think Milania, a nearly naked model/former escort is classier than lawyer Michelle Obama????

Don’t let ANYONE pressure you about your wedding. It’s not about them - for them it’s just another wedding. But it’s YOUR WEDDING, and you’ll regret giving in to their pressure.

Every wedding I attend makes me that much happier that I eloped!

The only reason we had a groom’s cake is because everyone else in my family wanted me to have a normal wedding cake, which I didn’t give a shit about. I’m not a wedding person, and think 90% of it is ridiculous.

Dude, sell it and use the cash for something you value!!

That’s a thing?? That sounds like a fun Saturday!!

Apparently the cutoff for millenials this year is age 35, so welcome to the club!

OMFG - I own a damn home (and am a millenial), and I’m not wasting ANY SPACE for fucking China, the stupidest concept in homewares.

I’ll say it: She’s a pig in lipstick.