Salmonella, I believe.

And are they selling tickets to this show?

I bet 90% of the people using those names don’t even realize they’re professions.

“Good Christian/Catholic/religion boy/girl/man/woman” is a HUGE RED FLAG.

omfg these idiots think that just sitting in church is a good deed... smh.

What a shit bag!

WOW, how LOVING and CHARITABLE of them!

I attended a HUGE Baptist Church (JFBC) growing up - and they’d regularly tell us:

A middle school bible retreat like this is the reason I’m atheist. They were the most hateful, judgemental, closed-minded group of people I’ve ever spent time with...so if these are God’s “representatives”, there’s no way he could possibly exist.

The title of her memior:

I can just hear him and his supporters now “I’ll take the gifts, because it’s rude to reject a gift. The president shouldn’t be rude, you know? It’s a great honor to receive all these gifts, a yuge honor. I can’t just give them back.”

Are we sure he’s not just another Tyler Perry character?

My Jamaican family has been using the first part of that rhyme for over 100 years for Rum Punch.

Check your privilege - people are LIVING this shit, the only way the rest of the world is going to take it seriously is to see the violence and casualties up close.

My mom is paranoid schizophrenic, and after hearing about this shit this morning, my first thought was “wow, this sounds like some crap a schizophrenic would think!”

Awww, don’t pressure her to like football!! As you’re together longer, it’s good to have something that’s yours so you can have some fun time apart.

DAMN you’re good. I love advice columns(guilty pleasure), and have been getting REALLY annoyed with Mallory Ortberg’s new Dear Prudence responses, because she seems to completely ignore specific issues brought up in questions...

“Christian” - if they were actually Christians, they would behave much differently.

SPOT ON - “medicated enough” - ALL of he upper-middle class white Trump voters I know are major pill heads.

OMFG I HATE those huge-ass phones. They don’t fit in women’s pockets, or our hands, and they’re completely inconvenient. They don’t even fit into the pockets of most purses.