ketchup-mayo-sriracha FTW

Nope, come try my homemade mayo and you’ll disagree! I still eat store-bought for convenience, but it doesn’t compare AT ALL!

I’m confused- you’re giving them attitude about confirming there is raw egg in mayo, and yet you’re still questioning it like THEY have the problem? Raw egg has ALWAYS been in mayo, and you’re the one being an ass about it.

SERIOUSLY!!! It’s like, 10 minutes max, including prep and cleanup.

but HOW black IS fuck, really?

It starts with a arsy coffee shop, then a smoothie shop shows up, maybe fro-yo, then next thing you know, it’s artisinal mayo and rent skyrockets!

my condolences

You’re seeing the results of multiple, high-quality plastic surgeries where they change JUST enough to make it look like not much is done.

HOLY SHIT DAMN yeah she did. WOW - how do you explain that to your kids? Oh honey, you just look like me BEFORE the surgery! We’ll get you fixed up once you’re old enough, and your children after you.

oohh - another mistake - buying a Jeep. I’m convinced they break so much because they enjoy the attention.

I will always find it fascinating that triscuits only have 3 ingredients!! Wheat, oil and salt - that’s it!

I’ll definitely buy name brand if it’s cheaper, and often carry coupons for them just in case - but for me, they rarely are! Even on sale and with a coupon, Kroger brand is often cheaper. I have no idea how they do it.

100% agree about reading the ingredients - especially in medicines and beauty products!

I can’t remember the last time I bought name-brand eggs! That’s just silly!

100% agree. Kirkland brand is definitely chosen for quality. I usually shop at Kroger, and most of their generics is really good, too. Some of them, like their imitation cheerios or granola bars aren’t as good as the name-brand, so I just don’t buy those anymore. It’s always worth trying, though. Usually you can get a…

I eloped, and every wedding I’ve been to has made me even happier with that decision. It was perfect! No one there to mess it up!

WTF is WRONG with that guy? Half the point of a destination wedding is that you get to be polite and invite tons of people KNOWING they won’t go! If you actually expect everyone to be there, either pay for them or DON’T HAVE A DESTINATION WEDDING!

One can critique a culture without making it about race. This shit is fucked up, and it’s not happening in the west at the same rate. We have our own problems.

Those are two very apt words to use...and that’s depressing.

OR if the dishes routinely come out still dirty from over-crowding - take some cues from your partner!