the place where Spock and Kirk have goatees

No, not fuck this planet. I have been LIVING for the unmasking of every creep lurking in our midst. Finally men — powerful men — are facing the consequences of treating women like lesser beings. It’s like society just collectively decided to stop gaslighting every woman in America.

Best fundraising idea ever:

This is the part where you say something crazy like “I make candy corn sandwiches using Necco wafers as bread”

No one is saying it is the same.

Oh thank christ. I saw the phrase “36 Women” and the picture of Franken and immediately assumed the worst.

Regarding Reese Pieces: they don’t have those everywhere in the UK?

Because she runs the Foundation for Moral Law and this could effect donations? Some might even question her morality.

“Hey does this coffee taste like alpha particles to you?”

She’s gone soft; only the “immediate family”?

The DoD tweet was not a mistake. Someone there is just as pissed as the rest of us and decided to say “Fuck it” I am digging these small shots of Anarchy within the system. Christ knows we need them.

Don’t worry, no one that voted for Trump actually leaves the country. The rest of the world knows that.

Pretty sure Franken opened himself to investigation because it was, simply, the right thing to do.

What is the investigation supposed to accomplish, exactly?

I’m already sick of the apologists claiming “It was a JOKE! He was on SNL!” like that makes it ok.

So memo to Orthodox Jew Ivanka:

Yep! It’s very first-season-House of Cards, right down to the shit human beings involved.

That’s what I heard—that the letter was real, but it was from before the allegations, and the pastors who signed are furious that he’s using it now to make it look like they still support him.

Not often you see a hairline you can level a baseboard with.

“Okay, welcome to waiter school. I see you put on your application that you have a desire to ‘put food on the table.’ That’s an excellent start, but have you ever considered putting drinks on the table? I don’t mean to blow your mind, but not everyone gets that on day one, so we’ll take it slow”