Your master negotiator, ladies and gentlemen.

Burkas are the ones without eye holes/that cover everything. Niqabs are everything but the eyes, and hijab is colloquially just a head scarf with face exposed.

Agreed.

THE RIDICULOUS CASE AT HAND. I die.

May I point to a document that will brighten your day?

I did. I miss him every day.

Their God would be so proud of them.

Things my dad taught me:

This is my new baby, Francesca, or Little Kitty Princess Murder Muffin for short.

Have you had her checked for arthritis? She may not want to move if it hurts. If so, cortisone shots and/or acupuncture may help.

I think any cat owner recognizes that second shot.

Lily, relaxing at home.

Please to enjoy... Sweet Baby. She is done reading the paper and taking a break from the ridiculousness of what she’s read.

I would love to be a fly on the wall when Reince found out.

obligatory

Omg, malcolm would destroy Trump.

No one’s invincible in this White House.

The best part of that being the sweet irony when Prebius’ replacement kicked the mooch to the curb.