I get the impression that Spicey has real friends and is fairly well-liked around the DC cocktail party circuit.

This whole thing is so stupid. CNN, a network no one even likes (not on the left either) fucked up on a detail in one story. When this problem was exposed, three people involved resigned and the network retracted the story and issued an apology. One fuckup, with the mess quickly acknowledged and cleaned up. What I…

There is a reporter for CBS News who pulled the short straw and his beat is interviewing Trumpaphiliacs in flyover country, and last week he was talking to the idiots who were waiting to get into the latest Trump rally/fapfest, and one scary blonde lady insisted that “now the world respects us!” and I thought “Which…

Trump and his supporters will spin this into, just like in sports, this shows how awesome he is because everyone is jealous of winners. So in their reality we’re the New England Patriots of the world and everyone are just a bunch of haters.

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Yup. Emotional incest is a thing. Daddy made it clear that all women are whores and lazy gold diggers, so if she wants to prove she’s not like all those other nasty bad fat lazy women always asking daddy for a handout she’d better work triple hard. But I’m of the opinion that once you hit 30, you have to start…

Black people talk about crime within their own communities constantly. You don’t hear about it because it’s a problem that doesn’t effect or involve you, and that you only care about when you need a false equivalency to shutdown discussions about police brutality and racism.

Here is the thing I don’t see mentioned: Comeys testimony desribed three meetings. The first was at Trump Tower, where Comey was alerting Trump about the “Pee tape dossier” without trying to come across in Comey’s words “like J. Edgar Hoover” ...in effect making Trump feel like he was presenting him with this…

I think the most hilarious thing about the “tapes/no tapes” thing is that 45 (inadvertently, obviously) pretty much made sure that no one questioned Comey’s testimony. Because Comey (and the general public) were under the impression that there were tapes of their conversation, Comey now had incentive not to lie about…

Thank goodness. I think it is episode 4 or so where they hit you with this twist in the series and it blew me away. Not that I wasn’t concerned before then, but every part with Dassey was just horrifying and shocking. When he and his mom discussed what inconsistent meant, goddamn that still makes my heart wince just…

Every day I go to my mailbox, lookin’ for my Soros check and I get nuttin’!

Every time I see his photo I am reminded of that scene from Suddenly Last Summer, describing the horror of the sea birds descending on the baby sea turtles while they scramble for the ocean, and I think, HOW THE HELL DID MITCH McCONNELL ESCAPE? Seagulls are so damn unreliable.

The Lego store, or another toy store with Legos. Easy to sell online, often for more than MSRP if you sit on them for a couple years, and it doesn’t look suspicious. You’d clear 50 grand easy from one of the small stores. 100-200 grand for the Big Shop at Legoland.

I feel like Home Depot/Lowes would be among the best, assuming you have the means to transport everything. They have high end appliances, tools, landscaping, etc.

*pushes up glasses*

You sound like a good supportive husband. When my mother gave birth to me, my dad asked her to please not scream so loud because the football was on.

To everyone talking about karma or in any way suggesting this isn’t a terrible thing:

I appreciate the point you are making, but it is not a proper Kinja list unless it includes “hit by a cement truck” or something

...I honestly don’t want her to try in 2020.

yea i feel like they meant “super courteous.”