Come on, Breitbart. Be next to the gallows.

Tomorrow is mine.

Hmm. Are you sick of winning yet?

Ha! This warms my cold, black heart. Today was a good day, with this and the Chaffetz news.

Damn. Guy had his whole life sentence ahead of them.

I just feel sad hearing this.

Allegedly

LOL the Glasgow one tho.

You think violence(and death/murder) doesn’t happen over American sports teams/sporting events? You may want get out of your cave a bit more often.

Can we arrange for all of Scotland to attend this parade? Not to besmirch the English, but we need to insult-slinging big guns for this one.

GoFundMe for all of the rotten fruit you fine British people can throw, starting in 3, 2, 1.... Can we get The Queen in a ceremonial poncho for the occasion? Or maybe a less-vulnerable member of the royal family into the carriage?

Oh oh oh, I hope they bring back the Shakespearean tradition of throwing rotten vegetables at him!

YES.

Isn’t the entire point of your job to figure out how to do stuff like move your employees around without having to forcibly remove paying customers?
I mean, if you can’t do that then nobody should be paying you, probably.

INT. UNITED AIRPLANE

How long before they have to put this sign up?

This list is so great in Walter’s calm-explaining voice.