I find it fascinating that many of my friends and relatives who were crazy for Trump, cussed out Hillary every chance they got, and voted him in are now possibly realizing how fucked we are as a nation and have demanded that no one should talk or post political opinions and news around them. Only happy things! Just…

I can’t decide if I regret watching all of black mirror or thrilled so at least I know what’s coming.

It’s called “hyphenventilating.”

Oh. Trump certainly can. And if you are just racist enough, you won’t even see the fuckery for the trees.

These people are the real heroes right now and Jesus Christ Amighty God I don’t believe in, our heroes are the lawyers now.

This is truly Strange Days.

But seriously, the fact that these folks are putting in the hours that they are on a volunteer basis, trying to help these poor people...they really are laying it on the…

I know my Grandma’s church was a force for good. She passed away last week and at her funeral I saw the following: a toy drive for children in-need, a food drive for the Western New York food bank, a clothing drive for families in-need, a clothing drive for adults who needed clothes for jobs, a copy of “Asimov on the…

I thought this was very heartwarming. The protests are working to change America’s image.

Just today that groundhog predicted six more weeks of nuclear winter.

Yup, at least Pence wouldn’t be jeopardizing our relationships with our closest allies (re: Australia)

I wear my shoes inside.

YOU NEED THE TOP SHEET. ITS THE BARRIER BETWEEN YOUR SWEATY SLEEPING BODY AND THE COMFORTER.

My asshole sister piles her dishes up for days pre-visit BC she knows my mom can’t stop herself.

You should tell her. She should know that she she’s indebted to you.

I was bowled over by how much I liked and respected Franken in those sessions. And Duckworth’s a baddass. I’d be behind this combo 1000%. Also wouldn’t rule out Yates/Merkely or Warren/Merkely.

Forgot his EpiPen or couldn’t afford one?

Steve Bannon looks like if the mucus from the Mucinex commercial found a portal to the human world.

Consider this - a Franke/Duckworth ticket could be nicknamed...

And he’s ALWAYS THERE

Steve Bannon looks like the guy who hangs out at game stores and tells all the 16 year olds about the valuable Magic: The Gathering cards he totally used to have, but his damn harpy wife took ‘em all when they got divorced before it quickly becomes apparent he’s never been married.