I am James’ mom. He wasn’t born a girl- I mistakenly assigned him the female gender when I delivered him and saw he had a vagina. My bad! When he was able to communicate it, he told us that he was in fact, a boy and that we had been wrong all along

If a presidential candidate is so terrified of a kid who is ‘different’ from him, it doesn’t bode particularly well for his ability to deal with the whole wide world as president.

Van Kuilenburg’s appearance at Cruz’s rally was meant to call attention to the violent impact of such prejudice. He went, he told The Frederick News-Post, “to show Cruz supporters that rhetoric about gay and transgender rights hurts real people like him.”

Kasich’s signature on the tweets makes it look like a Bible verse. But then again, he can’t sign off with his initials or nobody would take him seriously.

Purple tinted glasses today, you fuck.

I saw him play at Paisley Park years ago. Not only did he tear it up, but he also cooked grilled cheese for people after.

Even literally naming the child Grandpa is a better idea.

No. It’s *who* was enslaved.

Beyonce- a married woman who’s only ever been with one guy publicly- is slut shamed more than Taylor. Rihanna is in a corner laughing her head off. Miley Cyrus’s eyes have rolled out of her head. Kesha’s jaw is on the floor.

Just try to remember that it’s all in your mind and nobody cares what you’re buying. Besides, if other people weren’t buying it too, it wouldn’t be in the store to begin with. They aren’t stocking the shelves with only the stuff that you buy.

I mean the ball literally goes sideways, like a burrito.

In the checkout, cold things go with other cold things. Boxes go with other boxes. The stuff that can be broken and smushed needs to be bagged last. Whatever embarrassing thing I have to buy is hidden in the middle between the boxes and the milk/juice, so people don’t realize my shame.

I can see that. But my adult age birthday parties I’ve never asked for presents. I just want to get together with my friends and get wasted. I usually provide the booze and snacks.

I know you have good intentions, but this would quickly turn into a eugenics program where rich white people would try to prevent the poor minorities from ever having kids.

booze = party. makes perfect sense to me...

I’ve also noticed that on visits to Georgia, that its always called a “package store”, like they are being discreet that there is booze being sold or something.

Keith couldn’t pay his gambling debts, so Mickey Two Suits ordered Gus and His Mate Mark to saw the arm off while Fat Paul held him down...and now Crazy Linda wears Keith’s ulna in her hair ala Pebbles from The Flintstones

I totally disagree with his last tweet. In a choice between Trump or Cruz, the answer is definitely NOT "the one that isn't Cruz." The correct answer would be "getting hit by a car."

Thought he studied the Constitution?
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