What I’ve been doing is stepping away from the internet entirely starting at 8:30 PM each night. There shouldn’t be too much breaking news that happens after that hour (and if there is I’m sure someone will text me) and it gets me away from reading infuriating articles and snippets for several hours. I come back the…

Not saying I don’t believe you, but do you happen to have a source for that? I want to tell everyone about it but I won’t do so without some receipts.

Did you know he now has ties to the Prosperity Gospel, though? The one that tells you that if you acquire great wealth and success then you were personally blessed by God?

Ever since I learned that his chosen “religion” is the Prosperity Gospel, the second option sounds more and more likely by the day.

Just last week I was telling a friend that Ewan is probably the top of my “If I ever found out he was a vile human being I would be absolutely crushed by this news” list. I think this backing-out basically tells me I don’t have to be worried about him crushing my soul. Whew!

Guardian’s been alllll over the protest. It’s about half of the coverage on the live blog. They’re making sure to include Twitter photos from the source of the protests.

Darling, why would you do such a dreadful thing?! You knew this inauguration was happening on the 20th, yes?!

What the fuck.

This mental image will carry me throughout the rest of this stressful workday. Thank you. Thank you.

While I like the names Cheetolini and Herr Drumpf, there’s something so elegant and yet biting about El Naranja. Well done.

I am never, ever going to be able to unthink this.

I was thinking more alt-right Jamie Dornan m’self.

I just read that in Janeway’s voice and it made me very happy.

One thing that has just confused me for the last couple years is that the people who seem to shout the loudest that Blue Lives Matter because they serve and protect us are the ones who also cry that people should be able to take the law into their own hands when they see trouble a-brewin’. It just...I don’t...it...

Your lips to god’s ears, my friend.

Your lips to god’s ears, my friend.

In my favorite store, it goes in the aisle with the breakfast cereal, granola, pancake batter mixes, maple syrup, etc.

Late response, but I wanted to bring up that the answer to your first question was made very clear when Trump spent a few months talking about how Hillary personally never got anything done herself while holding office. She said she’d do this, and she never did it! Sad!

I’m not usually one to be a total pessimist, but the day after the election I brushed up on gardening tips and tricks, including how to grow certain plants from cuttings or seeds.

That was also my first guess. However, the timing—be there to protect until I am officially president then byeeeeee—just seems remarkably nefarious to me. Too nefarious to just be a POC thing.