*While simultaneously swigging out of a bottle of your self-branded vodka (with label facing the camera, obviously).

I love this tweet.

God I loved Myst. I'd love to see a modern version.

I disagree! That middle sash looks similar to me. Anyway it’s just my opinion, maaan.

Irony: This is the man who once told young Black men to pull up their pants if they wanted respect.

lol yah riiiiiiiiiiiight like anyone believes that TOM is the one who wanted to be public. sure.

Watching Wener Herzog’s Lessons of Darkness was unreal. Seeing how they went about putting out the fires and capping the wells was insane.

Lol, who describes themselves as “a foremost civil rights activist”? Are you the ghost of Martin Luther King or Wangarri Maathai? More likely the doucgebag dreadlocked white dude who talks about being in an Occupy Wall St. drum circle like he served in ‘Nam.

Yep, a modern homage to the ‘the greatest generation’. Figure it out, then solve it.

I also thought they basically invented new techniques to handle these wells. New or not, “Hey we’re going to put a stick of dynamite into the well to stop it burning” is still a favorite of mine. Simple physics, but still hilarious

Oh, I totally agree with you that fighting those oil well fires was extremely serious(dangerous) business for crews such as your Uncle’s.

Maybe this is what Ape Tit saw in that documentary. From the linked article:

Step 1: Connect to the car in question.

Fascinating, thanks for sharing !

“You don’t act like you are a hierarchy from me.” - Kelly Dodd

Passionate Colonoscopy was already taken.

Aside from the part where the ‘doctor’ punches Wayne’s broken back better, it’s fine.

Who still buys bugs on the train? Bug shopping is why the internet was invented

I asked you to keep our conversations private. Enjoy growing your unibrow.

Is this supposed to make me want to send you hate mail so I can get an individualized sassy response?