Axe + vagina = keeper.

A challenge based on human rights exactly along the lines you describe is one of my weak hopes of a means to undo this mess.

I think this was just a subtle way to say that some axes are going to start falling at Gawker Media, and soon. It won’t be some $500 axe either.

“i’m cute and I live in Canada. and every cute girl has a hatchet in their car.”

I really recommend securing it. My pal was in a rollover and knocked unconscious by a small hammer loose in the cab. When he came to his rig was upside-down in a river.

Haha, that makes sense. I'd much rather have a hatchet than a whistle or can of pepper spray. You should give it a badass name like they do for their swords in Game of Thrones.

You’re lucky you’re a cute Canadian girl! As an extremely mediocre looking American man, I got pulled over in Santa Cruz at which point they saw the hatchet in my car and straight up arrested me because the blade was longer than 3 inches. Luckily all I had to do was show up to court so they could tell me to read up on…

I thought it was absolutely disgusting that UK nationals living in Europe, and EU nationals living in the UK, weren’t allowed to vote. We are constantly bombarded with rhetoric about how the EU imposes undemocractic controls on our “way of life”, yet today there are millions of people whose lives have been turned…

Jesus, please don't do that.

In his defense, he had like 40 illegitimate kids and a ton of grandkids and he didn’t mutilate the vast majority of them.

i expected a blurb and instead found in depth RHONY journalism and i luv it

I WAS SO DISSAPOINTED WHEN THEY SHOWED HER DECORATIONS LAST WEEK! i thought it would be super classy and elegant (idk why ive seen dorinda before, why did i get my hopes up?)

I made it nice!!!!

OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

"The only thing worse than trout mouth is trout snatch."

I was watching this episode with my dad and turned to me and went: “I have that tea. It’s mostly chamomile.”

Luann using and mispronouncing the word “schtooping”

The hat Sonja wears to get her vag redone.

• Ramona tells Bethenny she’ll get her a tea, and then gets the housekeeper Len to do it
  

Keep seeing this “The gorilla was being kind!” reaction.. Are people just not seeing the part where he grabbed the child by the foot and dragged him through the water repeatedly?