Speaking of quack doctors... is there no professional body that Dr. Phil is embarrassing?

So I’ve moved away since this has happened, but I’m from the same town as this family & graduated high school the same year as her sister. We all know how cruel kids can be, and I clearly remember the horrible rumors going around about Jessica’s death. I can confirm that dying as a result of sex was definitely one of…

The coronor’s supposed to do that at the morgue.

Yeah, there’s evidence. From the Chicago Tribune story linked in the article: “One set of photos shows Mejia, lifeless, in the back seat of the vehicle: She is wearing jeans, a white T-shirt and high heels. Other shots show her on a tarp on the ground, naked except for her lower undergarment.”

Yes. There are photos of her clothed in the backseat of the vehicle and then photos of her unclothed on the side of the road on a tarp.

Tidal is a flop for the exact reason that Ben Gibbard said it would: because they completely made it look like a bunch of rich guys angry they don’t have their money, instead of what it really should be about: the upcoming and poor musicians getting their proper cut of the revenue. It’s hard to feel sympathy for that…

My friend and I would pretend to be scottish terriers. We started after my mom sprayed Scotchgard on some pillows and warned us not to touch them until they dried, or else we’d turn into scottie dogs. Being 6 we thought that was the coolest thing ever and rolled all over those pillows.

I know several little people who do this all the time. Usually up trees and yowling.

We did a...I don’t know what it would have been called exactly bc it was pre-Air BnB...but this thing where we rented out somebody’s island mansion for a week for a giant family vacation that the whole extended family came to. When we got there, they had this incredible setup with a theater room full of DVDs. And…

That’s awesome

My 6 year old is regularly a cat. He is pretty creative, but I think it's a fairly normal kid thing to do.

When I was a kid, I roleplayed my cat on the weekends. And also every day. This is part of why I have to remain anonymous online now, because if you google me you will (eventually) find some very incriminating Meowchat posts in the rec.pets.cats archives. :\

A cat? That’s nothing. I impersonate a syphilitic badger every morning.

I’m in a really bad place right now. I love music and art as much as the next person. I just don’t idolize or fetishize it. It’s just dancing, cool, you can dance, you’re not some paragon of humanities potential, you can dance. Some people can lead, some can organize, some can sculpt, some can dance. I don’t…

I used to pretend I was a figure skater and did triple salchows in my socks on the hardwood floors. Best of times, I tell you. BEST.

So this is not normal adult behavior? because.. mean I’m asking for a friend... because I know someone that does this...Not me.

i am laughcrying

You decide:

Every single day, that man looks more and more like an android wearing a skin suit.

Barnaby!? Best name ever.