Oh, sure.

'Babies love reggae' I am sure has been proven by science some how.

Piers Morgan's commitment to being the worst is kind of admirable, in a way.

What would Caesar Chavez think about your inane, soul bludgeoning inquiry: "Where R da partiez?!"

This might be the single most passive-aggressive, schizophrenic email I've ever read. He goes from "yeah, sorry about that" to "YOU SELF-ENTITLED PRICK WITH BAD HAIR!" to "I'm stalking you on the internet" to "we could be great friends...we both love Obama!" to "YOU SELF-ENTITLED PRICK! YOU'RE MAKING OBAMA AND…

i would watch the shit out of that!! please, write more celebrity CSI fan fic!!

The real question is, what puns do the investigators make while putting together the pieces of this puzzle?

right, because unusual haircuts and tattoos are a rarity in the world of fashion. You clearly are unfamiliar with Vivienne Westwood.

"a normal haistyle?" We're doing this now?

Man what a steal for the alpaca head though.

Another vote for Acana - we give our dog a 50/50 mix of the Acana Pacifica flavor (grain free) and Wellness Core (also grain free). He loves it, it works great for him. We used to switch between the different Acana flavors but he actually has an autoimmune disorder so our vet told us to keep him on the same flavor…

First thing I thought of:

I don't know why, but I read this and the new RoboCop movie immediately came to mind.

You guys, I cannot get over this.

I remember that Guilana Rancic red carpet interview with Aziz, it was very embarrassing for her. I have noticed she isn't on the red carpet anymore and that Ryan does all the interviews for most Award Shows and I always assumed it was questions like those that got her stuck in studio.

My assumption is that they didn't fully recluse (not a verb, I know, but I like it) until later in life. So maybe they went outside a normal amount as kids, became shy young adults, never married, and didn't want to live in the world as spinsters, so they slowly became shut-ins.

Oh man, I want to be haunted by the ghost of a cookie baron!

After the way this winter's been so far, -14 is fucking mild. *sobs* I cannot wait til spring. Even taking a week off in a warm place wouldn't help because I'd still have to come back to this shite :(

It looks like the title's gonna be "American Horror Story: Hotel" according to this video Gaga later tweeted.

But Lady Gaga did rip off some of her songs. & Madge has a right to call her out which she did.