I am too old to say this but DYING RIGHT NOW

IF I ONLY KNEW HOW FAMOUS HE'D BECOME, I'D HAVE TRIED TO REMEMBER!

Perhaps I am old but you buried the Kurt Cobain lede

90s MTV VJ Nina Blackwood slugged me. We were both at a mutual friend's holiday party, and she thought her husband was paying too much attention to me. Perhaps he was, because I looked quite fetching in my black leather mini and grey mohair sweater, but my husband was there and wasn't having any issues with my…

Man, that's not cool. :(

I spent an incredibly surreal Father's Day dinner seated with my parents at a table next to OJ Simpson, his older daughter, the two kids he had with Nicole Brown, his mother, and some girlfriend that was probably younger than his oldest daughter.

this is precisely what happened to me, only I had it for over a year. I got tubes up my butt, tubes down my gullet, tubes everywhere. I would have knifed a bitch for access to poo therapy.

The frozen stool is administered to patients who are very sick with infections of a bacteria called C. difficile.

My neighbor's sister has been selling her poop, and she has just bought a new BMW! I started last week and have been making avg. $80/hr. pooping at home. You can do it too!

Ahahahahahaha. My mom also did this in the 60's only she dunked her hair into a *bucket of bleach* and it literally dissolved because she left her hair in for too long.

These are not OOAK. They are also not vintage.

OMG why did Marsha just say "skewl"?

there is a probably a vibrator attachment to your phone, so it vibrates every time you get txt from invisible boyfriend.

Suge Knight loves prison.

I originally thought Suge just ran one person down, but it sounds like he went for the 2-pack.

Suge's breaking a Death Row Record.

He's an absolute psychopath. And no, not a joke on Psychopathic Records.

Here he is. I actually know of this actor and now I'm even more sad.

Roughly 1992-yesterday