You are fucking kidding me. You can either not read or not do maths - but you think somebody else has serious issues for pointing out that you, who gets PAID to write this shit calling out another news organizations piece on a dessert— doesn't have their shit together. What the fuck ever you juvenile.

3 types of cakes+3 types of pies= 6 desserts.

Of course Radar would think that Kim K thinks Micheal Cavallari’s disappearance is big deal. They’ve been milking it like its the tit of Freya. Honestly it’s been barely a one day sidebar mention Everywhere else. I doubt Kim K even knows who Michael Cavallari is much less that he is missing.

kind of reminds me of the 1940’s DC comics Cat-man.

I always figured it was like “the annual porn-ish night” for those really uptight couples who really want to watch porn together but are just too uptight to actually watch porn together.

No shit right. I have been to some seriously shitty places. Like places where naked children and dogs eat off of giant piles of garbage that they also live in. Disneyland is a place where children play princess and fight darth Vader and ride roller coasters. Perspective.

Fuck her hair— who wears pearls into a pool. Hope it's saltwater and not chlorine.

“Hmmmm...” Bush thinks to himself “ did I just say on tv that I would whup a woman? Salvage message! Salvage message! salvage message!”

Honestly. I have probably already slept with worse people. I just didn't know as much about them.

Oh for fuck’s sake.

This song is going to be used as the title song for the European teledrama the last Panthers inspired by the Balkan jewel thieves the pink panthers noted for their spectacular jewel heists one of which had four gang members dressed themselves as women to Steal over 100 million dollars worth of jewels from a Parisian…

Please make sure to incorporate at least one text quote that reads “life is good!”

I would totally go for it if only just because when you go in your kitchen you will always remember “it’s possible to believe in choice AND food banks!” That little bit of positivity in the morning can be a beautiful thing.

The way they have graphically illustrated the mother and child in cutout against the flat black creates both a sweet image of motherly love, and also subliminally recalls the way a fetus is tethered to a mother by way of its umbilical cord, because of how her arms hit the child’s midsection— “tethered by love” as it…

Still could be worth it ;)

Spencer Pratt writing for Jezebel would kind of make my year actually. i bet he would enblacken me.

You certainly have a right to have your personal issues with whomever you want.

Taking money from big donors like big banks will mean as much for hillarys campaign as has taking money from big donors for every presidential candidate. Ever. Which is to say not much in the great scheme of things

Politicians being politicians is hardly shocking or scandalous it’s being a politician. On the scale of ethical breaches on the political landscape it’s so ridiculously minor that trying to make it seem as though this “scandal” is anywhere near as groundbreaking as its been made out to be is ridiculous. I will save my…

“It is only in his benefit that this be swept under the rug because it means nothing in his paper trail will be questioned. Plus, he’s likely to be angling for cabinet position himself, so the fact that he can be secretive with his staff will be great for him.”