It kind of sounds like negligent homicide to admit to knowing that your willfull inaction would directly result in someone’s death, yet still failing to act even knowing those consequences.

It just told me my 8 year old was 29! He was making a very pouty face in the picture and I think I made that same face when I realized I was about to turn thirty but still—-a little off on the age analysis.

That’s a counter-intuitive way to promote nutritious eating. My kids school rewards kids for bringing healthy lunches instead of punishing unhealthy lunches.everytime a kid brings a fresh food lunch to school their name gets entered into a draw bucket and once a month at school assembly they draw a name from each…

There wasn’t time to do anything like photos. It was during one of those massive bridal show things and there were probably 1000 women scrabbling to get a dress and try it on. There were elbows and purses flying everywhere. We barely had time to point and laugh at me in all my grandeur with my doc martins sticking out…

I tried on a Caroline Herrera one almost exactly like the middle one with the big bold stripes for my mom... We laughed soooo hard because I hadn’t shaved my armpits in like two months and the effect was —striking. I did not buy that dress.

I say “ you too!” When people say happy birthday to me too! My dad is really cheap too so I was like 6 or 7 before I got pissed off enough to insist on my own cake. My twins have always had their own birthday cakes because I remember how shitty it was to have to share one. You can only fit so much writing on the top…

Mine too and the fucking inflation is killing me. They have driven those fuckers up to ten dollars each. By the time they lose their full set I will have spent over $300 a kid on teeth. I have a whole box of ziplock bags full of teeth —like one twelve year old and two eight year olds worth — what are you supposed to…

My dad and I have the same birthday. He still forgets

There are foxes all around where I live. they scream like possessed babies when they happy when they are sad. When they are hungry. The sound of foxes is haunting—you don’t want that in your house.

I have a snake. She was super chill until she got about four/five feet long and now she needs to eat rats like a mother trucker or else she gets all bitchy and bitey. I know she loves me for what I do for her and not for my goofy charm and charisma. My dog is a lot more affable and understanding that I HAVE NEEDS TOO…

I actually can't imagine a better person to have as a support system for Bruce than people like Kim and Kanye, because you know they give no fucks about popular perception and will completely help lavish Bruce in the experience of shopping and make-up and shoes and all of the glamour. All of the things that Bruce has…

That was the stupidest death episode EVER!!!! As if Meredith took a moment after walking out of her husband death bed to mentor the intern that helped kill him.

I can guarantee there are already patterns inspired to varying degrees of success for every one of the knitted pieces shown on the show so far growing up on Ravelry as we speak.

This is true.

This is the town that Corner Gas is based on. Brent butts grew up there. No American would have any clue what I am referencing. But to the Canadians in the crowd—this all Is hysterically funny and I hope they leave the sign just for satirical purposes.

I agree. He should simply take on the full weight of the responsibility. While Sherri has shown herself to be a truly horrible person, This man has shown himself to be worse—because I have no doubt that his aim in having this child was for money and not for the baby, otherwise why sue the surrogate for child support.

Interesting....

If Monty isn’t living with her where did she get the pill?

Oh Johnny depp... You still have buttonS! You do not need the safety pin—unless you are just getting chubby in which case, dude you need more than one safety pin that's too much pressure to put on just one pin think of the pokey end

Just pointing out that there have also been articles that claimed that production insisted Kim say she had made the story up to get a rise out of Lisa. The whole thing is she said/she said/they said. And none of these people are known for their authenticity and honest natures.