All but one of the songs on the new album are pretty shit to be honest. My husband and I were listening to the full album on shuffle on our way into town the other day and it was hard not to feel a bit embarrassed for her. It was exactly like when you hear amateur or college musicians get handed a beat or melody and…

One of my old art profs had a bent golf club with a tennis ball stuck on the end that she used to massage her neck. Instead of doing that( because let's face it I'm not that ambitious) I just hold a tennis ball up at neck/ shoulder height against the wall then lean into it and rub up all over it so that the pressure…

oh I will always have a soft spot for Madonna we used a Madonna song in our wedding.

Elvira clean and considered designs that will last a lifetime. Simple shades and timeless pieces that play with the semblance of the surface, as designs fluctuate between sheer and solid qualities. Enjoy. I can dig it.

is she coincidentally taming a wild bull with her dominant love in a red room? I wonder...

Sean penn, warren Beatty, guy Ritchie...I can see why she thinks men don't like to give oral sex. I think she just has terrible taste in men. She seems like despite all the talk and the show she is terribly submissive in relationships.

oh god see. He really needs to get his ass off Pinterest.

Paul Rand seems to have an awful lot of free time on his hands. Maybe he should write another pre-campaign book or start a charity, or actually I don't know, try focusing on his actual job for a while instead of spending the next year and a half playing on Pinterest.

it was charming. A bit predictable if you are really into gothic style thrillers, but very charming. I would recommend it as a watch.

me too! My family always tells me I have a glass face, they can see every thought right through it.

deadmou5 countersuing Disney after they brought suit STILL means they brought the suit first genius

that's incorrect

when you are talking about 100 million dollars, it's kind of irrelevant anyway, she can blow a lot of it and still be singing. You would have to be literally burning piles of cash to blow though 100 million dollars in your lifetime.

it's the judges discretion as to whether the parties are responsible for their own cost or not.

sure, it could be, but they still have to argue that in court, which requires lawyers and court fees, and Disney can afford to pay a great deal more than paper magazine can and can drag even a simple parody case on for. Very long time... So regardless of how obvious it may be to you, it doesn't men that the suit isn't…

they can argue parody, sure, and they can eventually get the suit dismissed on the grounds of parody, but that won't negate the fees accrued.

the scariest thing about this cover is the trademark infringement suit Manson and Paper mag are about to get served by Disney for wet humping their mouse without permission. I think Deadmou5e is still paying lawyers to deal with the same suit.

I would sign up to be personally victimized by adultosaur...is there a line for that somewhere? It sounds like fun.

yup. My daughter likes fairy tales, and she also likes science. It is her eventual goal to become a Hollywood special effects make-up artist and prop designer thus marrying both science and fairytale.

...but, but, I know the zombies and the people on bath salts are also hungry for my brains and not just my bangin ass!