I have done that too believe it or not. Think Winona Ryder Lydia deets with a tan.

listen Tom. If you want to get paid to go on dates and you have a nice accent all you really have to do is get a job at a club med.

yeah it's not bad. It's one of those cases where you just want something different than you have I guess.

I think Tay showed up in the striped one but then remembered she was "shaking things up" this year, so she made her friend switch.

exactly! But picture beaker with a combo of yellow hair and deep olive skin, so —- worse.

don't feel bad. It became a thing. For years after when people asked me how I was doing I said " ducky!"

I had those two. But I got the glue on kid that you could file into points. And I would paint them black and then they would be so loose from the filing and the jiggling that eventually they would just fall off in wierd places or times, like when you were trying to eat a french fry or use a calculator and it would…

the worst part of it all was that when I was looking at myself in the mirror after IT happened I too knew it was both awful and hilarious. As bad as I felt. It was hard not to find it juuuust a little bit funny. And when my dad petted my head with those tears in his eyes and said "just like a little duckling..."

It could have been worse. At least that's what I kept telling myself. I had a pretty healthy self-esteem going in, and I look good in hats.

it totally decimated mine. It was awful. I didn't think it was doing anything and was waiting and waiting and then all of a sudden my hair was disintegrating and breaking away right up close to my head where it was warmer like it was going up in smoke. All I could do was run the water through it and hope I didn't end…

I am a *winner* alright.

I thought I was going to too. Luckily I was always more adventurous when it came to style and fashion so most of my friends thought I had done it on purpose. And thankyou manic panic because you made my life tolerable.

I have dark black hair. Long dark black hair. But when I was a teenager I was not happy having long dark black hair. However It's hard to lighten black hair when you don't know what you are doing and silly me I thought you could bleach your hair with actual bleach. So I went to the cupboard and got the javex and…

aw shucks. I have been waiting for the pay off to having three kids under the age of twelve. THIS IS MY MOMENT!

" once upon a time there lived an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly everybody died. The end!"-Patrick Star

well they are things he said about himself. I am waiting for the 25 worst things other people have to say about Bill maher. That should be a good list.

he did a bit a while back about a bill to pass the legalization of hemp by a republican from Arkansas or something... Boost for economy and farmers blah blah blah ... Then made a joke about it also making sponge bob hilarious....like Bill maher you are supposed to be the big smoker. Don't you know the difference…

he forgot to mention how he thinks he's such a bad ass because he smokes weed.

aha. You see. Logic rises again.

Yeah, maybe he got a girl pregnant and she asked him to go to the procedure. It's a long shot that he has ever had game, but I would sooner believe that than med students are sneaking creepers into surgery.