“Report: A Body Has Been Found at Apple Headquarters”

Shit, man! This isn't any big deal! I have the same diet/regimen, except with words like "Pop Tarts", "donuts", "double cheeseburgers" and "fried chicken" substituted for all those other ones. Oh, and without those 'workouts' and 'training' things. That shit just gets in the way of eating.

Toews is JJ Watt without all the sanctimonious douchebro tweets about it.

That story could be from last Saturday and I’d still believe it.

And then the rest of us will mention that he is a rapist.

You cynical fucks can go fuck yourselves, 60 points on 50 shots is literally the perfect ending to Kobe’s career.

Can’t wait for SBNation’s longform profile of him.

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

I love your granddaddy.

As my granddaddy used to say, watching Schwarber play the outfield is like watching a three legged cat on a frozen pond trying to bury it’s own shit.

MLB then thought it would be a great idea to tweet about the inside the park home run that occurred because of the injury.

it was clear you were a bulls fan from the statement “playing the most efficient ball of his career, save the MVP campaign”

two american kids killing toddlers in the heartland

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

THREE stripes? My god. The game has changed.

This comment is like that hijacking photo, I’m not supposed to laugh at this shit, but I do because I’m terrible.

At least no one got shot.

You could have told me these shoes have been on shelves since 2013 and I would have believed you. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My god... revolutionary... the black tongue... the graytones... the classic white sole... and jesus, the delicate dayglo orange trim. They’re... they’re beautiful!