@PaintedTrollop: I haven't heard/used "What a pantload" in years, but it's too good to et slip out of one's lexicon. Thanks for the jog.

Having just checked this site, I am going to go on record that there are some fug mugs on there and then go back to eye-fucking men on the street. Alls fair...

@ceejeemcbeegee: She sounds like a cool card. Mine had one too: "The world owes you nothing." I find it applicable here as well.

@TrixieBelden: Succinct and well done. I am in full agreement.

And suddenly cleaning out my refrigerator seems so much more a positive experience than reading.

I met Buck Angel at the AVN Conference a few years ago, and I have to say, he is one cool dude.

@raymi: Clearly they're doing brain reductions, right?

@R-Star: But conveniently Barbra is "out" for a day devoted to plastics...

@Rummy_McGin: I'm going to call dysmorphic bullshit on that one as well.

I love how Joy asked him about doing surgeries on women who basically really needed them due to cultural atrocities and he bailed out of it all but saying, "You know, they don't pay ~$8K and might challenge me... I'd rather do the easy expensive stuff from the comfort of my crystal tower." Douched.

Yeah, I commented on this in the other thread, about how ridiculous it is. And once you see the before and after, you really want to throttle these people.

Yup, that beauty was in my mailbox this morning...

@gerbilsoutofexile (loves a good muumuu): Dude, you may well be the queen of restraint, cause I'd be locked up somewhere after that shit went down.

@TaraIncognita: I just caught myself blowing bubbles in my iced coffee until I got lightheaded... Now, I'm ready.

@Kaehoku: He is a very short man, so...

@Archetype: Yes, but only for a short stop before Presidency.

Very nice. Congrats!

She looks like a confused little girl. Bikini shopping can be daunting.

Kim Kardashian Does Have Designs on Media Whoring Career

@ItchykooParker: Yes. I had to rewind it on DVR and listen to it again.