@BabyJane: Maybe if they threw in a vaginal rejuvenation with it.... I mean, I want to be young and fresh and 14 for my friends nuptials. Otherwise, taffeta is too aging.

After just watching the rest of that show, I have to say even worse than this doctor was the mother who got her 15 year-old daughter lipo "to prevent an eating disorder." Wow...

Aside from this Dr. Sherlock being a really socially inept source, I have to say Americans spending $12 billion a year on plastic surgery is kind of ridiculous. I am all about women (and men) feeling good about themselves, but I would rather have my busted up nose, my B cups, and be able to not have my home…

@KillMeNow: Brilliant. COTD.

I would love to see Betty Dodson shove her Kegel exerciser up this dude and see what he thinks then.

Jezebel readers, let's rejoice, He is actually a concerned consumer! Clearly he is taking Los Angeles' new proposed ban on plastic bags to its logical end: Pocketed manpris to carry all his itty bitty cutesy tween purchases...

Bride on bridesmaid violence taken to a new level. I am tired of the way some women think getting married is so much more special than everything else in the world. Maybe once they realize it is not the be all end all they will stop being so damn narcissistic and ordering their poor friends and relatives to bow down…

@staircases: Sweet lord in heaven you're right... Wow.

@KittenFluff: FYI, I am Tama-chan Super Station Chief. I suspect you all knew my station had the interwebs here though.

@ineffable.me: Because apparently pure unadulterated shame doesn't register with this special lady.

@Russell's old room: I'm thinking Judge Judy could really light this woman's morals on fire.

Wow, and I thought I had too much time on my hands making a Catbook pages for my little kitty kittens!

@SomnambulantHobbit: Good. I don't read anything on the reality front the day of the show until after seeing the show.

SPOILER ALERT!

Is that the Crocs version of gladiator sandals? If yes, the adage is true, "Everyone looks like a dumbass in Crocs."

@Eeva: In appropriations there are all these nifty little genius gifted peoples called actuaries. And they basically figure out the cost benefit ratio of throwing money at causes. In this case, the government must look like it is doing something so that the public outcry is met, however, it is a sum that is not too…

I found all of the dresses with the exception of a few repellent and fugged up. And what the hell were those models thinking picking such horrible crap? Organic fabrics are not all that nasty hempass brown shite. It said "cocktail," not "cocked up."

Crap, now I want pizza.

@Eeva: If you really want to get into the money side of it all, maybe instead of using the money wipe out all of the polygamous acts, the government should own up to the fact that they federally fund them through welfare services allowing most of the men to never have to work by collecting checks on all their wives…

Good yet freaky read on this topic: Under the Banner of Heaven, by Jon Krakauer. So creepy yet very informative.