lol. I also just called him beleaguered in a different part of this thread.

I agree with you, and I think her heavy makeup with it gives her the most expressionless face ever. When I watch her on the Voice I feel like I’m watching a puppet, where the only way you understand intent is from vocal inflections (which are all weirdly peppy teenage girl). Why anyone would pick her as their coach…

My mom and dad felt the same way. My mom thought the republicans would make fools of themselves.

i was a ridiculously whiny little turd who ate approximately 3 types of beige foods as a child (and if they touched on my dinner plate oh dear lord, how I howled and went hungry that night). thankfully, as a teenager (and a vegetarian), I quickly grew out of my pickiness; and through experimentation, discovered a love…

Aquaphor is great. I started using it after getting tattooed (it’s what my artist recommend post treatment). I love Tarte’s macaruja oil or whatever it’s called. Really does wonders for my dry skin.

Child, you are the saddest creature on earth. First, your family clearly consists of breaded, misshapen lumps of ground up tendon and horror, and second, you are eating them.

On the plus side, I learned how to identify types of perfumes in school for credit