Sorry, Glaz I'm not in the best of forms.

Also for dead people.

Inappropriate.

She isn't dead, Glaz.

Don't be, it was going to happen eventually, and we weren't a great fit for each other.

I just broke up with my girlfriend. Ex girlfriend, I guess.

Like to tell ya about my baby…

Fuuuuck, I'll have to YouTube it.

Is Weekly Wipe just starting this week, or did I miss an episode?

Your friends are bad people if they don't get Dark Place.
But not actually.

Oh, good, it's in 1080p for some reason.

Anders Breivik? That was Norway, and he was specifically against Islam.

You just made that up, there is no proliferation of radical Islam in Northern Europe. All recent terrorist attacks, bar the Lee Rigby murder, have been commited by non-Islamic people.

I Want You Back. Even I'm not that contrarian.

Oppan Nano Style

Hey, same BallerAnnie as the Twitter one?

See Doctor Who.

Going from top 20 to bottom five in half an hour, great scheduling.

I think we're all assuming that the BBC is black, that's kinda racist.

I am tempted, but I don't know how much free time I have.